Page 349 - February 14, 2013

Now what is this nonsense about some "Valentine's day" with icky pink hearts and yucky romance and stuff that I've kept seeing around the web for a few days now, hmm? I sure am happy to live in a country where such silliness does not exist and this particular day of February is simply titled "friend's day" and contains no excess mushiness! So here's Mr. Bear with a flower because he wants to be everyone's friend!

Don't hurt his feelings now, just accept the flower and he'll be happy. Otherwise he'll be crying behind a tree and sadness-eating as soon as he thinks no-one can see him.